Marvel Flipside

Why Comics are Cool #27

... because Hellcat got to be the official superhero for ALL of Alaska and stumbled onto these witches who tasked her to retrieve a chosen one from being lost to some sort of mystical dreamtime and got to encounter a monster wolf and a bear with antlers and these magical rabbit totems that multiplied so much they literally became a wave that carried Hellcat's Dodge Charger that she was driving for some reason, except that the chosen one was this post-modern art school wannabe with a literal Yeti boyfriend so Hellcat took her anyway and even used this rocket-powered spruce tree to jump a 200-foot cavern even though the whole thing is really like this family drama between the witches and a stone calendar that turns into a man. "It's complicated," the guy says. Yes, but funny too!

Patsy Walker: Hellcat paperback collection by Kathryn Immonen and David LaFuente

Thanos' Christmas Wish

He wants a helicopter. With his name on it.

So he can fight Hellcat and get the Cosmic Cube. 

From Spidey Super Stories #39 (1979) by Jim Salicrup & Winslow Mortimer

Hellcatmobile

Batman, you got nothin' on this slick ride...

 

To recap:

Hellcat wants everyone to "boogie on into the Big Apple, lickety split!"

Havok holds on for dear "life."

Black Goliath gets on board while still 15' tall.

And there's no room for Cap'n Ultra, who's probably calling out "hey, guys? Come on, wait up! Guys?!"

By the way, they're off to fight Batroc the Leaper, Sagittarius, the Blob, Plantman, the Beetle, Porcupine, Electro, Meteor Man, and Whirlwind from making off with big bags of gems from the Diamond District. It all started with the Defenders making a TV documentary and spurring the heroes of Hellcat's carpool to come together, but also hordes of villains to swarm the streets.

See what reality TV does for you?