You may have heard about this one already. It's making the rounds all over the internet.
You see, there's a new prime minister in Japan as of last week, which was a "vote for change" because the ruling political party for over 50 years has been ousted. I'm just not sure what kind of change people thought they were getting. At least, not from the prime minister's wife.
Who, she admits, has been abducted by aliens. Here's one of the news stories.
Among other things, she claims her soul when on a triangular spaceship and visited Venus, which apparently is "really green" for some reason. My favorite part is that she "eats" sunlight by tearing off pieces of the sun and eating them.
And you thought people made fun of Sarah Palin...